A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door.He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3 AM.
“I’m not getting out of bed at this time”, he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows.
“Aren’t you going to answer that?” says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door and there is man standing at the door, soaking wet, from the rain.
It didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
“Hi there,” slurs the stranger, “can you give me a push?”
“No, get lost, it’s 3 AM. I was in bed,” says the man and slams the door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, “Dave, that wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?”
“But the guy was drunk.” says the husband.
“It doesn’t matter.” says the wife.
“He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him.”
So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, “Hey, do you still want a push?” and he hears a voice cry out “Yeah please.”
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?”
And the stranger replies: “I’m over here, on your swing.”
In researching my Family Tree which involves visiting cemeteries, I have never seen a headstone with a recipe on it. How many has she found in what time frame?
From our side the nebula resembles Gbloko Mshrook, The Revered Discoverer of All. That is how we constructed it. ~ Fpeem Zhork
Take care, may naive but enthusiastic scientist Joseph “Hey We Just Find And Play With Things Let CDC And WHO Figure Out How To Save Humanity From Those Things” Mendelord be with you, and gesundheit.
Why don’t scientists read classic science fiction. There are a lot of stories out there about things that scientists are doing now, and in the stories they don’t always turn out so well.
The key point is not to do something just because you can, but to think about the implications of what you do do, before you do it.
So I watched a zombie movie recently. The survivors boarded themselves in an old furniture store. They had a nice camp setup with beds, lounges, workbenches, and thrived for several years.
At least until the virus mutated and jumped to inanimate objects.
The Duke almost 2 years ago
How many people post recipes on their tombstones? I thought most cooks took them to their graves.
kingdiamond69 almost 2 years ago
Why on Earth would they resurrect a virus seems to be dangerous and idiotic?
alscoonz2 almost 2 years ago
Rosie must spend an awful lot of time in graveyards.
pearlsbs almost 2 years ago
A picture of The Rosette Nebula from NASA’s Astronomy Picture of the Day on 2012 February 14, if anyone cares to look at it.
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap120214.html
Zicat almost 2 years ago
I’m beginning to think Scientists will kill us before Global Warming does.
monkeysky almost 2 years ago
Some of Rosie’s recipes can be found on her Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/ghostly.archive
She also has a TikTok, but I don’t know how to use that site.
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
The Rosette Nebula: that found around the Northern or Southern Hemisphere?
jmolay161 almost 2 years ago
Then the Zombie Apocalypse may well precede the global warming apocalypse!
A Common 'tator almost 2 years ago
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door.He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3 AM.
“I’m not getting out of bed at this time”, he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows.
“Aren’t you going to answer that?” says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door and there is man standing at the door, soaking wet, from the rain.
It didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
“Hi there,” slurs the stranger, “can you give me a push?”
“No, get lost, it’s 3 AM. I was in bed,” says the man and slams the door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, “Dave, that wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?”
“But the guy was drunk.” says the husband.
“It doesn’t matter.” says the wife.
“He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him.”
So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, “Hey, do you still want a push?” and he hears a voice cry out “Yeah please.”
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?”
And the stranger replies: “I’m over here, on your swing.”
A Common 'tator almost 2 years ago
What no nebula that looks like Jesus ?
Copy-&-Paste almost 2 years ago
Enough already…I’m SICK of all these viruses!!!
profbob almost 2 years ago
In researching my Family Tree which involves visiting cemeteries, I have never seen a headstone with a recipe on it. How many has she found in what time frame?
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 2 years ago
From our side the nebula resembles Gbloko Mshrook, The Revered Discoverer of All. That is how we constructed it. ~ Fpeem Zhork
Take care, may naive but enthusiastic scientist Joseph “Hey We Just Find And Play With Things Let CDC And WHO Figure Out How To Save Humanity From Those Things” Mendelord be with you, and gesundheit.
zerotvus almost 2 years ago
seems a little odd, considering a virus isn’t alive…….
comixbomix almost 2 years ago
Apparently “Rosie” IS short for “Rosette”.
David_the_CAD almost 2 years ago
Why don’t scientists read classic science fiction. There are a lot of stories out there about things that scientists are doing now, and in the stories they don’t always turn out so well.
The key point is not to do something just because you can, but to think about the implications of what you do do, before you do it.
[Unnamed Reader - bf182b] almost 2 years ago
Since viruses are only ‘technically’ alive, they can only ‘technically’ die.
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
The archaeologist’s jealous wife walks in and demands to know what’s going on. “Honey, it’s nothing! We’re just dating!”
artegal almost 2 years ago
Reviving a Zombie virus. What could possibly go wrong?
markhughw almost 2 years ago
If you go to Rosie’s for dinner, make sure you have completed your Will.
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 2 years ago
So I watched a zombie movie recently. The survivors boarded themselves in an old furniture store. They had a nice camp setup with beds, lounges, workbenches, and thrived for several years.
At least until the virus mutated and jumped to inanimate objects.
Then the tables turned.
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 2 years ago
If a zombie apocalypse were to happen in Vegas, would it stay in Vegas?
fgerbil46 almost 2 years ago
Where’s the safest place to be during a Zombie Apocalypse? Washington D.C.! (For obvious reasons. ;-) )
h.v.greenman almost 2 years ago
That virus looks like the Covid -46,481 strain
paranormal almost 2 years ago
Scientist are going to bring about the end of mankind by pulling stunts like bringing the Zombie Virus back to life…
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] almost 2 years ago
But why? Why would they do that?
richard almost 2 years ago
Duh!
rbullfogg almost 2 years ago
Now we know where the COVID virus came from. Just you wait!
Stephen Gilberg almost 2 years ago
I AM SINISTAR!
Bilan almost 2 years ago
Maybe the permafrost virus isn’t bad. Maybe it’s a beneficial virus, or Hope from Pandora’s box.
news almost 2 years ago
Well, Trump might run in 2024, and he has supporters
pbr50138 over 1 year ago
Just how many recipes are on gravestones?