Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 02, 2023

“Space Potato” is a half-baked idea.

The first potato to orbit the earth was Spudnik.

If Dr. Mel designed the rides, I will politely pass on riding.

Do they sell spleen on a stick?

Unfortunately, there have been many deaths on theme park rides.

Pretty sure ‘try not to die on the rides’ was the tag they used for Dreamworld on the Gold Coast, Australia.

All rides personally tested by Winky

Asteroid Man must have made quite an impact.

I cannot comet on this situation…

(≖_ʖ ≖)

Careful! This might be a Star Wars fan still determined to get revenge on Disney for buying Lucasfilm.

Off to a rocky start.

The lawyers are gonna have fun with this.

Oh, this has all sorts of potential!