Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 10, 2023

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    Klubble  almost 2 years ago

    So Kaz will be teaching young golfers to “hold the end with the rubber on it”?

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    Klubble  almost 2 years ago

    And now my new assistant…Luke “The Sheriff”.

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    Charks  almost 2 years ago

    I’m going to miss Kaz. Loved him ever since he and Gil met while Kaz was umpiring that softball game years ago. Hope he remains part of the strip in his new capacity.

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    Mr Reality  almost 2 years ago

    Oh Kaz in all reality one last thing , don’t let the door hit you in the butt on the way out. Mop greased all the hinges in the school this morning . He’s multitasking trying to save his job. Budget cuts you know .

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    dadjo  almost 2 years ago

    Hey Kaz, thanks for nuthin’, now get the FWEET outta here. Maybe with you gone I can start on my quest for another state title. Oh, and by the way, make sure that any juvenile sports standouts you discover get convinced to enroll/transfer to Milford High School.

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    Gil-doh!  almost 2 years ago

    P1.5 “My head feels like there’s an eight lane highway running in between my ears. After all that water, I really gotta pee.

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    jslabotnik  almost 2 years ago

    Kaz hires one Dwight Schrute as Assistant to the Milford Juvenile Sports Program Manager

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    bearwku82  almost 2 years ago

    Triumphant return of Jon Dowd? Matt Shaw? Old JV Coach Roy? Orville Redenbacher is pretty spry. Maybe he can teach the finer points of the set shot, running the weave and tugging on the opponent’s shorts underneath the basket.

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    Gil-doh!  almost 2 years ago

    A three day resignation notice? Are you a class act coach Robert Kazinsky, or are you snarking the department head who disappeared your job?

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    wesmorgan1  almost 2 years ago

    “Milford Juvenile Sports Program”? Milford puts all its youth sports into a single program and has paid staff? Must be nice…our youth sports are all managed by different volunteer-run groups.

    Look for Kaz to make occasional appearances as he alerts Gil to up-and-coming middle-school players.

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    bearwku82  almost 2 years ago

    Since Jami and Keri have stubbornly hung on their youth, Brent Raptor was Jami’s Milford Little League teammate 15 years ago or so. Will Kaz rediscover the husky shortstop in the yute program?

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    MailbuEd  almost 2 years ago

    “It was a pleasure working with you, Coach Robert Kazinski”? Rather formal declaration isn’t it? It was a pleasure working with you Coach or Bob is the more likely response. That second language English thing shows up again.

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    chiphilton  almost 2 years ago

    Everyone knows you can’t cool down if you’re gossiping.

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    artegal  almost 2 years ago

    Ever heard of giving notice and helping them find your replacement, you tool?

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    lemonbaskt  almost 2 years ago

    Just wondering how kaz was affording a penthouse apartment on a assistent coaches salary all this time ?

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    Twainrdr  almost 2 years ago

    P-1: Even Tobi isn’t paying attention. He’s asking the only other kid at the Bon-Bon fire that didn’t drink about his head.

    P-2: Oooh, goody, goody, Kaz is about to rat the team out as he leaves! What a great guy!

    P-3: Kaz, snarks Gil and lets him know, who has the power, now! Gee, We’re all going to miss him.

    Note: For the snarkers with ADS, the new Assistant Coach is the Brunette from a couple of days ago. Drink!

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    hifirick1953  almost 2 years ago

    Turn in all your red polos before you leave

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    hifirick1953  almost 2 years ago

    So, who drove home?? Did that Smore get made?

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    hablano  almost 2 years ago

    I’m just hoping that the “juvenile” sports include spit-ball and wedgie competitions.

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    gzitver  almost 2 years ago

    By what definition is inquiring about the well-being of a teammate considered gossip?

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    Twainrdr  almost 2 years ago

    Kaz iz aboot to rat the drinkers out, don’t ja know

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    Mopman  almost 2 years ago

    Well I guess nobody is joining Boo in the Milford Memorial Hall of Fame. Will word of this illegal party spread on the grapevine until Gil finds out? Will there be more drinking parties leading to trouble? Will Gil play the cool coach and buy them a keg for the next one? Stay tuned. And speaking of tuning, you should be tuning into today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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