Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 04, 2023

You Can Sleep Better at Night With the Best Security System – SimplySafe

Are Fink’s guards all robots?

At least no one will steal the King’s friends. He doesn’t have any.

If it’s night time shouldn’t the blue sky be black? Or does he go to sleep in the daytime?

All those beeps reminded me of a Roadrunner cartoon.

And hopefully, none of them malfunction and go off for half an hour before being reset!

I wonder what kind of hellish noise they make when a cat jumps on their bonnets.

Four alarms? Think it’s enough? ☺️

Wow. He has his own security sheeple.

Interesting remote. I wonder how it works.