This was not the intended version for today’s “Frog Applause.” I explain more here…
https://tinyurl.com/32szph9m
The land of the giants shadow was there. Grant had a bigger flashlight than Kevin and so you know?
He always pronounced “flashlight” as “fleshlight”, which explains his error.
I’ve heard about the anti-Christ, but the anti-Kevin*
* (insert J.C. Duffy question marks and exclamation points here).
Kevin’s too cheap to buy candles and uses a borrowed flashlight for those dinners.
Kevin’s as tight as the 3rd coat of paint on the wall.
He’s so tight, he’s perpetually constipated because he hates to give anything away.
That’s Kevin, I know it is. Maybe he should get one of those lights people wear on their heads. That way he can temporarily blind whomever he’s talking to, and they’ll never be certain just how lame he is.
Kevin, my name’s not Kevin
But my heart beats, so I just have to speak
And I use my blog to find the happiness I seek
When I’m dancing with the Overlord Butt Cheeks …!
Making the best of a Christmas Eve power outage?
A hold-over from an electrical power outage during his formative years.
Holding a flashlight (or a fleshlight) in one hand while eating would be awkward.
On the other hand (so to speak), I have a flashlantern, which stands up for itself quite well and would provide sufficient light for a light meal….
Your boyfriend has a different approach to romantic dinners or standards around romance?
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator almost 2 years ago
This was not the intended version for today’s “Frog Applause.” I explain more here…
https://tinyurl.com/32szph9m
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 2 years ago
The land of the giants shadow was there. Grant had a bigger flashlight than Kevin and so you know?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He always pronounced “flashlight” as “fleshlight”, which explains his error.
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’ve heard about the anti-Christ, but the anti-Kevin*
* (insert J.C. Duffy question marks and exclamation points here).
Linguist almost 2 years ago
Kevin’s too cheap to buy candles and uses a borrowed flashlight for those dinners.
Kevin’s as tight as the 3rd coat of paint on the wall.
He’s so tight, he’s perpetually constipated because he hates to give anything away.
coltish1 almost 2 years ago
That’s Kevin, I know it is. Maybe he should get one of those lights people wear on their heads. That way he can temporarily blind whomever he’s talking to, and they’ll never be certain just how lame he is.
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
Kevin, my name’s not Kevin
But my heart beats, so I just have to speak
And I use my blog to find the happiness I seek
When I’m dancing with the Overlord Butt Cheeks …!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Making the best of a Christmas Eve power outage?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 2 years ago
A hold-over from an electrical power outage during his formative years.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Holding a flashlight (or a fleshlight) in one hand while eating would be awkward.
On the other hand (so to speak), I have a flashlantern, which stands up for itself quite well and would provide sufficient light for a light meal….
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Your boyfriend has a different approach to romantic dinners or standards around romance?