It’s been announced that scientists believe they have found the first fruit cake ever made. They were unable to carbon date it, (carbon dating hadn’t been invented when it was made) so they had to settle for translating the “Best By” date on the package. It was 4,000 BC.
The secret to Fruitcake is more fruit & very little batter! If I had fruitcake like that, I would toss it out too ‼️ Its a lethal weapon! And I’ll take a Muffalotta sandwich please!
There otta be a National fruitcake tossing contest such as the one for cow chip throwing … but the cow chip throwing has a rule that you can throw as many times as you want BUT, you MUST lick your fingers between each throw … not a prob for fruitcake tossers …!
I LIKE fruitcake!!! But I finished eating the last of mine for this holiday season on Jan 2. Now to stick to my diet for the next 11 months before I restock the fruitcake and eggnog and the Deliciously Decadent December Dietary Debauchery starts up all over again!
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Toss it or save it and re-gift it for next Christmas.
Gent almost 2 years ago
Me not knows why. For me likes them cakes. If you not want then please feeds your friendly neighborhood hungry bear.
Judeeye Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Ha, I love the po’boy sandwich.
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
“I am just a poor boy, though my story’s seldom told……”
papajim545 almost 2 years ago
I’m just a po’ boy, lonely and blue, I’m all alone, with nuthin to dooooo
profbob almost 2 years ago
Whoa! Just a few days ago (Dec.27) was Fruitcake Day.
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
It’s been announced that scientists believe they have found the first fruit cake ever made. They were unable to carbon date it, (carbon dating hadn’t been invented when it was made) so they had to settle for translating the “Best By” date on the package. It was 4,000 BC.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
The secret to Fruitcake is more fruit & very little batter! If I had fruitcake like that, I would toss it out too ‼️ Its a lethal weapon! And I’ll take a Muffalotta sandwich please!
julie.mason1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Who will repair the sidewalk where it landed?
Zoomer&Yeti almost 2 years ago
“He’s just a Po’-Boy from a Po’-Family!”
“Spare him his life from this monstrosity!”
ladykat almost 2 years ago
I love my homemade fruitcakes!
Havel almost 2 years ago
Maybe selling NFTs of fruitcake is the answer?
Howard'sMyHero almost 2 years ago
There otta be a National fruitcake tossing contest such as the one for cow chip throwing … but the cow chip throwing has a rule that you can throw as many times as you want BUT, you MUST lick your fingers between each throw … not a prob for fruitcake tossers …!
Nuclear Nemesis almost 2 years ago
Didn’t have to post from my list, Dave and I had the same one.
EMGULS79 almost 2 years ago
I LIKE fruitcake!!! But I finished eating the last of mine for this holiday season on Jan 2. Now to stick to my diet for the next 11 months before I restock the fruitcake and eggnog and the Deliciously Decadent December Dietary Debauchery starts up all over again!