Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for January 03, 2023

Toss it or save it and re-gift it for next Christmas.

Me not knows why. For me likes them cakes. If you not want then please feeds your friendly neighborhood hungry bear.

Ha, I love the po’boy sandwich.

“I am just a poor boy, though my story’s seldom told……”

I’m just a po’ boy, lonely and blue, I’m all alone, with nuthin to dooooo

Whoa! Just a few days ago (Dec.27) was Fruitcake Day.

It’s been announced that scientists believe they have found the first fruit cake ever made. They were unable to carbon date it, (carbon dating hadn’t been invented when it was made) so they had to settle for translating the “Best By” date on the package. It was 4,000 BC.

The secret to Fruitcake is more fruit & very little batter! If I had fruitcake like that, I would toss it out too ‼️ Its a lethal weapon! And I’ll take a Muffalotta sandwich please!

Who will repair the sidewalk where it landed?

“He’s just a Po’-Boy from a Po’-Family!”

“Spare him his life from this monstrosity!”

I love my homemade fruitcakes!

Maybe selling NFTs of fruitcake is the answer?

There otta be a National fruitcake tossing contest such as the one for cow chip throwing … but the cow chip throwing has a rule that you can throw as many times as you want BUT, you MUST lick your fingers between each throw … not a prob for fruitcake tossers …!

Didn’t have to post from my list, Dave and I had the same one.

I LIKE fruitcake!!! But I finished eating the last of mine for this holiday season on Jan 2. Now to stick to my diet for the next 11 months before I restock the fruitcake and eggnog and the Deliciously Decadent December Dietary Debauchery starts up all over again!