In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 06, 2023

Move to the back row you hotdog.

Pipe down, you hamburger!

I was going to write something like: go down on the wiener. But I won’t.

La Differanza

Frank relishes his view.

He’s really in a pickle….HEY! YOU! Can we switch seats?

Please show some modesty and put some mustard on!

“Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, No Coke PEPSI.”

Sometimes it seems like there’s always some hotdog who …

… is blocking your view.

Break out the catsup and watch him skedaddle!

“Eat me, meathead!”

He ain’t no corn dog, so don’t mess with him, he’d do you in with relish…

You seldom see Mayor McCheese in civvies.

The hamburger is definitely being frank with that frank.

hey, move your buns…!

He should kick the hot dog right in the buns.