Kliban by B. Kliban for January 09, 2023

A marital aid?

“It’s the new must have for every woman’s dressing room.”

Night of the Living Pod People, Part 1: Avon & Amway

“This new, improved SquidMaster 3000 will do half your housework, croon Barry Manilow tunes, … plus remotely stimulate your G-spot.”

What replaces toilet paper in 10 years.

Avon has certainly expanded its product line.

I’m not even GOING THERE‼️☺️

Are the batteries included?

I remember when ladies wore hats.

Bloom County’s “Turnip Twaddler” has become self-aware … and then it evolved.

It’s best I don’t even take a guess.