Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for January 11, 2023

Might need to placate the wife at that.

How the heck did they pull THAT off?

boys will be boys

Pillow fight!

Trampoline.

One too many late-night posts.

I’m pretty sure that Donna was suffering too.

But that tilt will help them avoid acid reflux.

Next time, just put the mattress on the floor.

Miles and Kevin should’a’ held their pillow fight on Miles’ bed. Then Miles would have ended up sleeping on the couch, as he deserved.

This reminds me of the time my best friend and I got some celery sticks out of the fridge, then we used the celery sticks to have a sword fight on my parents bed. But we never ate the celery, which I think we had originally intended to do. We just left the celery sticks on the bed and forgot all about them.

They should weigh about 65 lbs each so a total of 130 shouldn’t break the bed. What do they keep the thermostat set out to allow them to be in shorts/t-shirt/wife beater in middle of winter?

The number for the orphanage might be more helpful.