Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 17, 2023

In the Marx Brothers movie “The Cocoanuts,” hotel owner Groucho notices that Chico and Harpo have an empty suitcase:

Chico: “That’s okay, we fill it up before we leave.”

Groucho: “Well, you’ll empty it before you go.”

Horace, that’s genius!

Getting ready to fly Southwest?

Good thinking, Horace.

actually, Horace, nobody is gonna steal THAT suitcase….!

That way I have room for all the stuff I buy on vacation

My luggage was put on another plane…when I got to Heathrow I heard my name over the loudspeaker… instantly I knew….☹️

Yep, especially if you get the suitcase at a thrift store. :)

Lufthansa is gradually being embarrassed to improve their luggage handling after many published reports of passengers having to find their own “lost luggage” via “smart tags”.

lost a suitcase ;+)

Ah, a believer in MacGuffins.

“Getting ready to fly Southwest?”

I “like” the news story about the woman who had a tracking chip in her bag, which she used to track the bag to an apartment complex, while Southwest was telling her that they had it. And in the trash outside that apartment complex she found various other bags… emptied.

After her story went viral on the internet, the bag was supposedly returned to her… outside the same apartment complex. Yet there was no suggestion in the story that the person hired by Southwest to return it to her — who apparently lived in that apartment complex — might be investigated in connection with other “missing” bags.

“When you ain’t got nothing, you got nothing to lose”- Bob Dylan

Great mind of the horse.

It’s ‘trending’…. decoy suitcases.