Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 08, 2023

nice try, Andy

Way to go flo

Andy gets humiliated twice in a Sunday double…the only thing thicker than his liver is his skin…

Q: What time is it? A: Time for you to buy a watch.

@Ling Today’s strip IS funny the way our HERO Mr Andrew Capp makes a fool of himself is classic ;o) my avatar is a picture of how men imagine themselves as handsome as BraddPit wheninreality they look as goofy as Mr Bean , this happens to me when i look in a mirror and see a 78year old man looking at me .come passerai la vostra Domenicha mio meno vecchio amicho ? our Sunday should be calm with no shopping to so or errands to run and ,being both in a good mood we arestaying inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s raining outside and wait untill 9.30 when we will watch our Archbishop celebrate the holy Mass on television, keep safe and a bientot pal

She heard that fairy tale before.

The liquor talkin’.

were the flips meant to indicate the eternity symbol?

I think that was the wrong story.

Best ever. Laughed so hard my stomach hurt.

A fractured fairytailer.

Fairy, fairy flight

Paint your bruised hide blue and gray

Fly out on a summer’s day

Somersaults into darkness of the canal

Shadows on the streets

Sketchy guys he meets and greets

Catched a glimpse and knew not indeed

Who was this dude in police linen garment

Now, I understand what you tried to say to me

And how we laughed at your booze dependency

And how Flo tried to yell at thee

Flo would not listen, did no longer know how

Surely you’ll fly out now…

Time for a new story.

Andy’s request of the time was civil, the Constable’s response was uncalled for.

Wrong story!

the beer is talking again, Flo. But…. yeah, I guess it can’t be an excuse…

Hello, I must be going.

…Rent Collector named Percy late one night. Shortly thereafter Percy retired…

Wrong story.

I sort of wish Flo had allowed Andy to finish the story!

Andy’s fairy tale had a bouncing end!

She’s not buying that story.

Well, Andy will be drowning his sorrow, Hartlepool United lost 3-0 to Stoke City in the 3rd round of the F.A. Cup, just now.

Not a happy ending to this story.

Flo’s in good form tonight, the judges are giving her a 9.5 for that toss.

“Hi, officer. I’m back.”

You would think that a guy like Andy who has years of experience dealing with this sort of thing would know better than to start an excuse with an insult.

…..witch. Witch is why Capp finds himself flat on his bat!!!

Flo obviously did not like that story.

That’s funny, Andy doesn’t rhyme with runt, which rhymes with what Andy was just about to say.

Using the word OLD to the Mrs. is never a good idea.