Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 19, 2023

No chance of good reception there

Dodging another domestic incident?

Choose your words carefully…or choose your doom.

Open mouth, insert Foot

Well,Ralph, if you can’t tune a piano, you might as well tuna fish! LOL!

That stare in the third panel is all Ralph needed!

He’s learned how to change his tone … uh … tune … pretty quickly.

Discretion before valor…

Really, Ralph? Really???? You’re talking about toning. . .

I’m not sure what he was trying to say but apparently it’s good that he didn’t.

Frankly, as touchy and bossy as she is, I would have dumped her years ago.Then again, as dumb and gluttonous as he is, she should have dumped him years ago.

Was the video about how to Tone your thighs, or Tone your voice, or something else? Not clear what he’s looking at. Ralph is not into fitness so it would be odd to show his wife a fitness video.

Tone your own bud, then talk to her.

Gee, aren’t you at lease curious what he’s talking about toning, I am.

Probably Ralph needs it more anyway.

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

Quit while you’re behind, Ralph.

But didn’t that lizard run across a piano?And didn’t June buy a piano a few years ago?