Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for January 26, 2023

JayVees. A member of a junior varsity team. Yes, I had to look that up…….

If they were in the Rocky Mountains, they would be Rookies in the Rockies. As they are in Id, they are Idiot Rookies.

It’s a fine line between unseasoned and over the hill.

Rod is the ‘retreat’ specialist. Wonder if anyone teaches ‘charge.’

LOL! That’s what you get FINK, for being so cheap! you get what you pay for!

All his best men are in the Huns prison camp, and they aren’t trying to escape.

Hard to stay young and unseasoned “for years”.

Is Chaim Bloom running Id’s army?

I hope they’re happy, and not blue jayvees.

Or a baseball team that is young, but never matures.