Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for January 16, 2023

Lilliputian

“Barkeep, give me a Bung-sized beer.” – “Be carefull not to hurt your back lifting it.”

For this guy, that’s a shot. For Fink its a meal, especially if it’s stout.

What’s THIS⁉️

It seems to be nothing but foam. Off with its head!

I think he was thinking the Fink was a big Fink instead of a big fink of a little man.

So guess it depends on who your King is.

But the king will still need elevator shoes to get his beer…

King size cigarettes, King size beer. I guess it makes sense.