Cornered by Mike Baldwin for February 27, 2023

Sent them to an Egyptian “Cairopractor”.

Looks like that sign is right

I was thinking of some other positions.

Reminds me of a Bloom County where the gang was imitating a Nightline or Crossfire with Opus, Milo, Binkley and the rest of the crew taking various positions on a topic such as standing on their head, curling up in a fetal position, hanging from a tree by your legs and posing like the FTD flower boy.

I was thinking this scene from, Airplane… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SG-m1c-DqM

How long can they (and will they be able to) hold those positions?

Some of them have been hanging around here for days.

No hard workers there, just a bunch of posers.

There are some positions available for Madonna’s new Vogue (remake) video.

Shavasana.

Silly walks are next door.

This was sooooooo stupid. So why did I laugh so hard??

I LOVED this! Thanks, Mike.

Does the pay reflect the difficulty of the position? Do I get health ins?

Funny stuff!

Plenty of positions for hanging around…

That one guy is just hanging around a door to opportunity

The workers are always bending over backwards for the company.

Most of the employees have just been hanging around.

Is lying down already taken? Because if it is, I’m not going to take this lying down!

Ministry of Silly Walks, anyone

Looks like they are very flexible there….