Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 30, 2023

Bucky has a point comparing his fascination with Barney to Rob’s interest in martial arts.

“I love you, you love me, I’m going to eat your family”. Hello, T-REX!!

“I hate you, you hate me, let’s hang Barney from a tree!”

Barny’s a low rider, with hydraulic lifters in front and Gold chain bling. Packing blunts and tequila.

They should introduce Barney to George from Over The Hedge.

“Boy that Barney Rubble. What an actor!” — Leonard, Night Shift

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ck-09fvlpI

I can see it

Who’s Barney?

My first Mac computer had a game called ‘Barney Carnage’. Numerous Barnies would dart across the screen, and you had to pick off as many as you could. When you hit one, he would really splatter!

Now that weed is legal in places, can you smoke a “blunt” legally in those places?

“He’s bad, he’s nationwide.”

… and tells people he works for NASA. :)

David Joyner, the guy inside the purple getup, subsequently became a tantric sex therapist:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/zmzgbw/the-guy-who-played-barney-the-dinosaur-now-runs-a-tantric-sex-business

Bob West, the voice of Barney, turned to graphic design as well as other voice work.

My personal favorite: Barny sings Metallica!

And here I thought that purple nightmare was over and done with years ago … wait ….

( arrrgh )

Remember: Barney® can’t see you if you don’t move!

I used to work in the same building as Barney Enterprises, on the floor below them. Everyone there HATED Barney.