Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 20, 2023

Paying in DOGecoins?

It certainly is!

he may pick up the check but his owner will be picking up the meal (later)

This dog is not only his best friend but is his pay pal.

Dog’ll “do” more later.

Too bad there is no app for that!

“But I need to borrow your wallet to do so.”

I always try to do the least I can do.

He picked it up. Now he’s going to give it to you.

Will wonders never cease?

Well of course he can picks up cheques. After all rare talking doggies will be obviously rich.

This is the first time the dog spoke, explaining the man’s reaction. Not only can the dog talk, but all of the things the dog’s observed in the past that should never be spoken of can now be spoken of.

Yep, the Poo Butler service adds up.

He charged it on his account!

He’ll pick up the check, put it in a little plastic bag, and dispose of it in the nearest trash can.

The joys of pet ownership: one of them being “poo patrol.”

He’s just paying him back for everything he owes him in arrears!