A “fadeaway” is where you shoot the ball straight up at the ceiling, right? Or is it where you drop the ball behind your head, and another player picks it up and shoots a basket? At any rate, Gil is right that Tobias should trust the bench. Everyone on the team knows to trust the bench, or any other item of furniture for that matter, more than to trust Gil.
P1 To Be has EHS (exploding head syndrome) when the stranger in the suit who walked into the team tells him to have a seat.
P2 To Be has a full face meltdown after his ploy of placating the stranger in the suit by calling him “coach” isn’t going to work and he will Not To Be playing anymore in tonight’s game.
P3 Darius Simmons goes off and carries Milford to victory while To Be’s buttocks get intimately acquainted with the bench.
Again, HB shows his lack of knowledge of the game. The comment, “Rod, stay by the rim” runs contrary to the rules, where a player can only remain ‘in the paint’ for 3 seconds before having to leave it. The three-second rule was introduced in 1936 and was expressed as such: No offensive player, with or without the ball, could remain in the key, for three seconds or more. The three-second rule came about in part following a game at Madison Square Garden between the University of Kentucky (UK) and New York University (NYU) in 1935, won by NYU by a score of 23–22. The teams would keep their tallest players stationed at the basket to block shots and steal rebounds. Conversely, the scores of basketball games during those years were generally half of what they are today. Basketball game scores rarely went above 40 points.
Well that’s one way to make sure the jersey coloring doesn’t change. Don’t show the opponent for more than one day. I was all ready to see a new color today. And speaking of ready, I hope you’re ready for today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
P 2.5: “…and don’t you DARE interrupt me ever again…no one talks during this time out except me….do it again, and I’ll come down on you so hard, that I’ll make Bobby Knight look like a new first grade teacher…”
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A “fadeaway” is where you shoot the ball straight up at the ceiling, right? Or is it where you drop the ball behind your head, and another player picks it up and shoots a basket? At any rate, Gil is right that Tobias should trust the bench. Everyone on the team knows to trust the bench, or any other item of furniture for that matter, more than to trust Gil.
Mr Reality almost 2 years ago
In all reality , Right Coach , the bench is my friend.
Gil-doh! almost 2 years ago
P1 To Be has EHS (exploding head syndrome) when the stranger in the suit who walked into the team tells him to have a seat.
P2 To Be has a full face meltdown after his ploy of placating the stranger in the suit by calling him “coach” isn’t going to work and he will Not To Be playing anymore in tonight’s game.
P3 Darius Simmons goes off and carries Milford to victory while To Be’s buttocks get intimately acquainted with the bench.
Winning team’s score stated first – yay!
Gil-doh! almost 2 years ago
Is Rod getting rimmed or is the rim getting the Rod?
Gil-doh! almost 2 years ago
P2.5 “Are you my daddy, mister?”
bearwku82 almost 2 years ago
P3- Uncanny. Darius and Big Ken Brown are never in the same place at the same time.
noah3489 almost 2 years ago
Trust the bench =sit your butt down
MailbuEd almost 2 years ago
Again, HB shows his lack of knowledge of the game. The comment, “Rod, stay by the rim” runs contrary to the rules, where a player can only remain ‘in the paint’ for 3 seconds before having to leave it. The three-second rule was introduced in 1936 and was expressed as such: No offensive player, with or without the ball, could remain in the key, for three seconds or more. The three-second rule came about in part following a game at Madison Square Garden between the University of Kentucky (UK) and New York University (NYU) in 1935, won by NYU by a score of 23–22. The teams would keep their tallest players stationed at the basket to block shots and steal rebounds. Conversely, the scores of basketball games during those years were generally half of what they are today. Basketball game scores rarely went above 40 points.
chiphilton almost 2 years ago
Again Marty announces the basket before the shot goes up.
Mopman almost 2 years ago
Well that’s one way to make sure the jersey coloring doesn’t change. Don’t show the opponent for more than one day. I was all ready to see a new color today. And speaking of ready, I hope you’re ready for today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Irish53 almost 2 years ago
Even though it’s only a time-out discussion, it’s better than watching Emily get hit on while she’s eating wilted lettuce
Irish53 almost 2 years ago
P 2.5: “…and don’t you DARE interrupt me ever again…no one talks during this time out except me….do it again, and I’ll come down on you so hard, that I’ll make Bobby Knight look like a new first grade teacher…”
hifirick1953 almost 2 years ago
But Coach. those aren’t ants, they are termites.
lemonbaskt almost 2 years ago
Meanwhile emily can not get the Aerosmith song a lick and a promise out of her head
tcayer almost 2 years ago
“Trust the bench!” There’s a piece of sage wisdom.
myronbooth almost 2 years ago
Son?
Klubble almost 2 years ago
Why is Tobe wearing a crown? Did he just try Imperial margarine?
jslabotnik almost 2 years ago
OK, I’ll trust it. And I love ya, dad.