Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 16, 2023

He’s kind of a lap dog…..

Now he really needs to be rescued.

Has he had his shots?

Yes, Rex was rescued from Roz’s cooking!

They will have fun until Rex’s first accident or he bites the neighbor lady.

You’re all writing like Rex is a dog despite the fact that Roz said he wasn’t.

I wonder if Rex heals on command?

Is he fixed.

Are there female rescues?

My cousin went to a shrink to see why she dated so many losers. He said she had a “Savior Complex.” She got over it and started dating guys with money.

That´s the problem, women want to “rescue” men from a perfectly acceptable(to them) lifestyle.

How did Roz manage that — having a boyfriend ???

Still, she is ‘training’ him with a rolled up newspaper. (She saved one before they stopped printing.)

People make terrible fixer-uppers.

They need rescuing, too.

once they don’t sprinkle when they tinkle, you hide the remote so it doesn’t get broken and buy them cute clothes to wear, with a couple of obedience lessons to get the right placements and amounts of “yes, dear” in the conversation, you too can have a loving caring companion for life. just remember that even the best-trained “rescue” can have a bad day and need some rehabilitation.

Rescued him from a life of happy bachelorhood.

He’s a “fixer-upper” according to the Trolls

Roz fails to comprehend the similarities!!!

I suspect, alas, that this is what the great majority of women think of their gents.

From a disagreeably unpleasant bad tempered wife – where he wasn’t rex at his house…

Maybe there’s a 4 day return window.

So what kind of bird is Rex… a kingfisher?