Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 25, 2023

At least you tried, Poncho.

Better in design than practice!

Poncho, you can’t click cats together, but you can click on cat videos.

Typical Poncho: Going through a whole lot of work just to avoid having to do something else. He would have done a lot less work if he had just gone out and gotten the newspaper himself. And it didn’t even work.

Poncho, it’s the thought that counts. Yip yip yip yip yip

This comic is great! Thanks for the laughs, Paul.

It all began with “Be a good boy and get me my newspaper, Ponch.”

Thing is – if it HAD worked and the cats brought the paper in, who would have got the biscuit reward? The manager or the workers?

The only time in recorded history when cats were useful was in ancient Egypt, where they, apparently, caught rats and mice. But I don’t think they want to be reminded. It’s a point of pride that we take care of them and get nothing back. They think we are worshiping them.

All that work and the walkway is clear? :)

Now the purple cats will want to go out every day!!!

The cats have to freeze solid before they’ll stay in that arrangement. But you’d have to go outside to arrange them and wait for them to freeze solid, which would defeat the purpose.

This might work, but, it’s kind of a stretch.