I love the waitresses from my generation (few left now). I ask for a cocktail and ask her to tell the bartender make it like it was 1952. I usually get served a good drink.
When the waiter introduces himself, I sometimes introduce the people at the table. Then at the end of the meal, I’ll say “do you want to go double or nothing on the tip? What are our names?”
dadthedawg Premium Member over 1 year ago
That means the service is going downhill…..
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
Once again, Shoe is such a heel, and a worn out one at that. He should appreciate that he is likely to be getting better food than at Roz’s diner.
Zykoic over 1 year ago
I love the waitresses from my generation (few left now). I ask for a cocktail and ask her to tell the bartender make it like it was 1952. I usually get served a good drink.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
I bet he gets served dishwater-soup and red wine vinegar to drink.
'IndyMan' over 1 year ago
I pity the poor waiter ! ! !
pauldc2000 over 1 year ago
Oh I am going to be using this one
prrdh over 1 year ago
And Shoe won’t even give the waiter an opportunity to register his opinion of his ‘serving experience’.
SofaKing over 1 year ago
Do you want your food to get spit on? Because this is how you get your food spit on.
paranormal over 1 year ago
Shoemaker? He won’t be leaving you a tip…
Mountain Meg over 1 year ago
When the waiter introduces himself, I sometimes introduce the people at the table. Then at the end of the meal, I’ll say “do you want to go double or nothing on the tip? What are our names?”
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
Never go out of your way to offend the person serving you, at least until you have been served.
T... over 1 year ago
Hunger strikes, I’ll start with the menu…
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
What?
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Yes sir……
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
And your food is going to taste like urine.
KEA over 1 year ago
Do I really need to know the name of anyone i’m only going to do business with for a few minutes?
eced52 over 1 year ago
Rude, much?
Autological over 1 year ago
Where did the cigar go??