Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 29, 2023

So, you were a good match.

Funniest one yet!

This guy is so sweet, his heart pumps all his blood down to his Shoes, so he can walk all over you!

That explains why she married him.

Probably why she married him.

Reminds me of ‘god gave man two heads but only enough blood to run one at a time’.

She had a good heart all right. She kept it in a jar on her desk.

My last flame had a great body but a cruel heart. In the end, the bod was not enough for us to stay a pair.

The birds are wearing shoes, has Arthur Dent already visited Treetops?

When you get past two, the problem is you.

Can’t have everything.

So, men actually reach an age when they value brains over a great bod?

Saw a sign on a truck: “Don’t mock your wife’s choices. You were one of them.”

I have known people like that.

I think he’s pinpointed a modern pandemic.

ROFL

Hey, that’s just what she said about you……

Good heart doesn’t preclude feather brain…

Oh heartless ex, may you ever feign to wisdom.

That explains a lot

Bimbo match made in the bird feeder

EXCELSIOR!!