Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 23, 2023

Everyone seems to want a coat or vest ribbed for her pleasure. I think they all look silly.

it’s the StayPufft marshmallow dude!

https://youtu.be/2zhDfUAQSbs

Bibendum

https://www.carkeys.co.uk/news/the-dark-and-violent-history-of-the-michelin-man

who would’ve guessed?

They should have their coats rotated once every year – maybe more (if they wear them more than 4 hours per day for the winter season). If they notice they have trouble walking straight, they may need their alignment fixed. [The coats should come with a warning about becoming tired. If they wear a second coat, they’ll become two tired.]

Can you recommend a good place for dinner?

Puffy people everywhere.

Check out the Twilight Zone episode called the Invaders with Agnes Moorhead. The invaders to her house look like the Michellin Man, and (reportedly) they were intended to look that way.

How many miles can you get out of those coats?

I’m not a fan of those puffy clothes.

Aha. So you is behind those ugly looking coats eh. Those things is almost everywhere these days.

Is that the Goodyear guy? If so, I would say he is properly attired.

Hey! Look! It’s the Michelin Man‼️‼️‼️

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day!

So “influencer” is the new “trendsetter.” I’d prefer to be called a term that doesn’t sound close to a disease.

I thought he was a chef at a highly rated restaurant.

Kept me quite warm during our blizzard. Even with the windchill below 0…