The three most important words in a marriage, “Zip me up.”
My mom used to have my dad help her put her earrings in. I watched him do it one day. He put on his glasses, pushed them down his nose, looked over the top of them and then went on to perform acupuncture on her ear lobe.
I stepped in with my much better eyesight. Her response was, “It’s in ALREADY?”
I just barely remember dresses with buttons in the back. I imagine they were a holdover from when wealthy women had maids to help them dress in the morning.
Ever notice that every single superhero, from Wolverine to Spider-Man, suddenly develop awesome musculature right after acquiring their powers? Except Professor Xavier.
Darth_Walrus_1975 over 1 year ago
Looks like she pooped out rabbit pellets.
ꜝ over 1 year ago
they must be going to the Snow Ball
Farside99 over 1 year ago
Oooh, Can I do it one button at a time? Very slowly?
Doug K over 1 year ago
We seldom see a snow-woman where her buttons are in the back.
johnjoyce over 1 year ago
Cute, Mark!
oakie817 over 1 year ago
oh knocked it cold
dflak over 1 year ago
The three most important words in a marriage, “Zip me up.”
My mom used to have my dad help her put her earrings in. I watched him do it one day. He put on his glasses, pushed them down his nose, looked over the top of them and then went on to perform acupuncture on her ear lobe.
I stepped in with my much better eyesight. Her response was, “It’s in ALREADY?”
Nuliajuk over 1 year ago
I just barely remember dresses with buttons in the back. I imagine they were a holdover from when wealthy women had maids to help them dress in the morning.
DaBull57 over 1 year ago
What’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?……….snow balls
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
Someone needs to introduce her to spandex.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Ok. Turn around….
otforever over 1 year ago
For a change, he could dress her with his eyes.
swanridge over 1 year ago
Do snowwomen have buttons up the back too?
Garfieldfan123 over 1 year ago
This just seems wrong…
mpolo11 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh, that is cute
wordsmeet over 1 year ago
Ever notice that every single superhero, from Wolverine to Spider-Man, suddenly develop awesome musculature right after acquiring their powers? Except Professor Xavier.