Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 23, 2023

Yeah. Truth is powerful and dangerous.

Fine, and what’s your internet bank account number and password?

Bottoms up!

Now, if only they could spike TFG’s Diet Coke!

You should hear what he says about you.

Honestly, I don’t know what’s got into me.

well… it’s definitely a success, I guess

maybe it works too well?

The truth was that it was just plain old water, but he had finally found the nerve to say exactly what he thought of him.

At least he’s honest.

This may be the only true thing the former guy ever said. It was in reference to a certain Texas Senator who then went on to adore him.

Did I say that out loud?

They should let George Santos take a swig.

A serum like that will make law enforcement totally accurate. No more need for costly lawyers and long trials. “I cannot tell a lie, I did it.”

And , oh yeah, your face looks like a mole!

Dump it in the water cooler at Fox News.

He was thinking the same thing about you…

Had I known this, I never would have had anything to do with you and your type A personality‼️

And without even asking a question it works. Impressive indeed….

Reminds me of the Gilligan’s Island episode where they found berries that allowed them to read each other’s minds.

“Also, I am sleeping with your wife WHAT?!? Really need to adjust the dosage”

Guy on the right has no mouth. I see a nose and an Adam’s apple.

I want one that works on politicians.

One side of the family got the edbdis

and your ugly dog that lives in your rundown, poorly decorated home

[Harry is under the influence of a truth serum,in private room located on a deserted island]

Samir: Is there anything you’d like to tell me before we start?

Harry: Yeah. I’m going to kill you pretty soon.

Samir: I see. How, exactly?

Harry: First I’m going to use you as a human shield. Then I’m going to kill this guard over here with the Patterson trocar on the table. And then I was thinking about breaking your neck.

Samir: And what makes you think you can do all that?

Harry: You know my handcuffs?

Samir: Mmm-hmm.

Harry: [holds up his hands] I picked them.

[Samir gasps. Harry springs up from his chair and grabs Samir, using him as a shield while he kills the guard, then breaks Samir’s neck]

—the movie True Lies

As I recall, there’s a scene in the strange movie Until the End of the World where a couple of people with secrets and secret intentions ingest some truth serum (one gives it to the other and accidentally doses herself as well), and they end up telling each other their plans.

It’s a good thing they don’t serve this stuff at bars.