Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 01, 2023

I thought it was an Aqua Teen parody at first

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It fills a vacuum.

I had a dog that loved our dish towel. It wasn’t a pretty sight.

No accounting for love.

“Nature abhors a vacuum.” Or does it, always?

I thought he just didn’t like to use those little plastic bags.

I don’t see this relationship going far unless it’s a cordless. Better pull the plug on it now.

He’s just sucking up .

It might suck, but Nature abhors a vacuum!

Vacuum cleaners SUCK.

Suck it up. Opposites can attract.

Well sentient robots is indeed scary. It only means definite doom for us biological creatures.

It would scare me too, after all, it’s an old bag running around with a young dog.

Dude, break up with her. She sucks all the oxygen out of the room.

Doggie just re-bounding from break-up with Wall-E.

Funny

I have a couple Labs who although not necessarily afraid of the vacuum, would leave the room when I started cleaning until one day I used a special attachment to vacuum their fur… now it’s ‘do me’ every time in use it.

When the vacuum introduces the dog to the family, it’ll be taking it to the cleaners.

President Vacuum would say “Prosperity is Just around the Corner.”