Well, sure. That because he’s bent in a loop. Those are “S” cargo shorts. They’re designed for snails.
My pockets keep getting caught on handles for kitchen cabinets and things like that!
… But the person who was wearing them tastes great.
I have no need for cargo shorts. I don’t even have a car.
What keeps them from sliding down and off?
I wonder if cargo leggings would work better?
Digging for Snaky Snacks. Cajun flavored.
He just make it worse by wiggling too much!
For a snake, what is the difference between shorts and a skirt?
assuming the shorts were designed for the snake)
You’d think they’d be great for a snake. Pockets at last!
Next thing you know he’ll replace his forked tongue with a multi-tongue,
The size on the tag isn’t “S”, it’s “SSSSSSS”.
Surprised no one has made an snake in trousers joke
I will wear cargo shorts forever!
November 25, 2017
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, sure. That because he’s bent in a loop. Those are “S” cargo shorts. They’re designed for snails.
Farside99 over 1 year ago
My pockets keep getting caught on handles for kitchen cabinets and things like that!
Doug K over 1 year ago
… But the person who was wearing them tastes great.
gammaguy over 1 year ago
I have no need for cargo shorts. I don’t even have a car.
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
What keeps them from sliding down and off?
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
I wonder if cargo leggings would work better?
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Digging for Snaky Snacks. Cajun flavored.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
He just make it worse by wiggling too much!
P51Strega over 1 year ago
For a snake, what is the difference between shorts and a skirt?
assuming the shorts were designed for the snake)
figuratively speaking over 1 year ago
You’d think they’d be great for a snake. Pockets at last!
Lablubber over 1 year ago
Next thing you know he’ll replace his forked tongue with a multi-tongue,
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
The size on the tag isn’t “S”, it’s “SSSSSSS”.
ars731 over 1 year ago
Surprised no one has made an snake in trousers joke
namelocdet over 1 year ago
I will wear cargo shorts forever!