Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for February 13, 2023

There used to be a product called “HeadOn”, a headache medicine. The commercials would say, “HeadOn — apply directly to the forehead.” I thought it would be funny if they came out with an impotency medicine called “HardOn”. Hee, hee!

Uh, huh, huh uh-huh, he said the t-word!

Proper pronunciation is very impotent!

Think twice about making fun of someone who mispronounces a word; it often means they learned the word by reading.

We have a different definition of “taint” where I live.

You don’t have to correct everybody, just the one fool.

Lots of that product was sold until people realized it didn’t work. It still sold, just not as much.

The mispronouncer may have been French. Very good wordplay, and I can’t believe baldie got one over Joseph.