Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 20, 2023

Macho soup is the best kind of soup

Macho-ball soup for the Jewish market.

“Two of these soup names are real”

I’m guessing it’s the last two.

One & four.

Live-Rattlesnake Chili, With Cherry-Bomb Peppers. Barb Wire dental floss included.

The only chunky soup I like is clam chowder.

If I want a chunky soup or stew made to suit my taste, I don’t get it in a can.

As canned soups go, Progresso’s are acceptable, but I don’t recall any varieties with particularly macho names.

Emotionally Distant Surly Gumbo can be eaten without crackers, too!

Minestrone will now be called Manestrone.

Ron Swanson would approve.

Eat it before it eats YOU!!!!!!!!! :)

Can o Gravel is a real soup.

I’d bet Gordon Ramsay likes a couple of these.

One can’s not enough -I need one for my baby, and one more. For the road.