Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 05, 2023

Small: “Health shaming.” Large: “Cropped” dead in his tracks.

Looks like the hair spray stopped him in his tracks.

That hairspray has great hold.

Good thing she didn’t hold a match in front of it, too.

Bernie doesn’t realize or won’t admit he’s sick

That’ll work.

He’s still in the room when the cop is there?

I ‘Liked’ the one on the right…

Looks like she caught him coppin’ her brawers. That’s good Maiden-form!

How do you make a rabbit’s ears stay in place? You use hare spray.

I’m curious how the dog went on his raised leg…

huh, didn’t know that hairspray worked that well… :{

Some people aren’t sick, physically…..

Don’t just stand there, get him while he’s gaging

One with extra hold.

Good second choice……

Panel 1: Try that on a hypochondriac you know…

Panel 2" Good thing she didn’t use PAM or he would have made a clean getaway…

“Freeze, dirt bag!”

Thinking you are sick could have a negative connotation too, like in “You’re one sick dude”.

Joke aside, hair spray in the eyes may not stop you in your tracks, but it will make you collapse to the floor and cry.

Panel 2: Wait 8 to 10 hours before cuffing.

The next one won’t be a warning…

Now that’s a hairspray I want for my hair…

You get it in the eyes; it’s just as effective.