Lola by Todd Clark for February 13, 2023

I hope he’s not planning to open her up to find out.

Spleen. The funniest organ. Just say it: SPLEEN. SPLEEEEEEEEN. SPLEEN.

I think that the kiddlies are funnier.

The poem is unex-spleen-able.

Just wait till she vents it!

Well, at least it rhymes.

It’s definitely not the worst poem he’s written.

“Roses are red, Violets are purple. Sugar is sweet and so’s maple surple.” Roger Miller.

Not a winning poem.

My ex used to say he loved my pancreas, LOL!

She ought to write back, roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t like you, get a clue!

he’s got some ’spleenin to do…

I don’t know about her beauty, but it appears that his love is more than skin-deep.

Some roses are red, though there are several other colors, including rose pink.

Most violets are violet, though there are also white ones, and I especially liked the yellow ones I saw as a kid.

But when it comes to poetry, I’m not expert at the metric system.

“Roses are red; violets are blue.”

But whether hydrangeas are blue or pink depends on the pH of the soil they grow in.