Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 10, 2023

Joan Rivers, I suppose, but why pick her? Could be Joan Baez, Didion, Fontaine, etc.

Can we talk?

Where’s her version of Tonto?

Funny

The (dress) code of the west must not include ‘If you wore it once, you shouldn’t wear it again’. If they were wearing Capri Chaps they’d be beyond help. And for crying out loud, hike up your pistol belts. BTW- Flat brimmed hats? Not if you’re over 15. Tattoos? Better actual your personal registered brand seared discreetly, um, under your non designer jeans.

Dan, I hope that this pun didn’t hurt too bad when it hit you.

Sorry Dan, but this Joan Rivers stickup bit just doesn’t hold up!

Joan Rivers was the Fashion Police…LOL

Was Sacajawea her version of Tonto? I figure the Lone Ranger had a same sex early native so she should have the same.

“Honey, this face has seen more knives than a Benihana” Joan Rivers

Darn. I was guessing, “Paris Texas.”

Can we talk?

you know the rule: if you have lived the trend the first time around, you do not rock it when it returns. which is why you will never see me in a toga…