Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 06, 2023

Sweet burn Flo! Savage!

of course … did you think you’d find yourself in Baywatch, Andy?

They have to call it “celebrity something” so you know that they’re celebrities, Andy.

Otherwise, no one would be the wiser.

Considering that Andy is at least a local celebrity, then that would be more of the same.

What time is “Boozewatch” on?

And what’s with the console tv cabinet from the 60’s?

Hang on sec Andy, you maybe on it.

How about a show titled “Bobbing in the canal”?

What?? No Alfie this morning??

What would be a hoot: celebrity crimewatch. For the credits we could use the White Bronco… Or just turn in to C-Span or any government channel…

And Andy might even be on there!

Oh well, Andy, if the show fits…

Sadly there isn’t much good TV entertainment now days. Now its instant celebrity when you appear on a show then its dubbed “reality” show. As far as crime/forensic shows I like CSI, NCIS and Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

The ‘celebrity’ game shows have a very loose definition of who is a celebrity.

Nevertheless, she found a TV show Andy can watch!

Well, that stopped Andy in his tracks for a moment.

Well drunken leeches aren’t considered celebrities.

Andy finally attains celebrity bad-boy status!

Most people on TV these days are either celebrities or scumbags. (Or both.)

you asked, Andy