Actually, you can find the East Alligator River and the West Alligator River in Kakadu National Park in Australia. They must have been named by that woman’s ancestors. (FYI There are two species of crocodiles in Australia. I have swam in the Katherine River with Freshwater crocodiles. They are a metre long and don’t bother you if you don’t bother them. Saltwater crocodiles can get up to 7 metres long and are deadly.)
I give you now Professor TwistA conscientious scientistTrustees exclaimed, “He never bungles!”And sent him off to distant jungles.Camped on a tropic riverside,One day he missed his loving bride.She had, a guide informed him later,Been eaten by an alligator.Profess Twist could not but smile,“You mean,” he said, “a crocodile.”
allen@home almost 2 years ago
Well you won’t have to worry about the little woman not being factually correct much longer.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
How about “Duck!”
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Bloody tourist.
rdav1248961 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Actually, you can find the East Alligator River and the West Alligator River in Kakadu National Park in Australia. They must have been named by that woman’s ancestors. (FYI There are two species of crocodiles in Australia. I have swam in the Katherine River with Freshwater crocodiles. They are a metre long and don’t bother you if you don’t bother them. Saltwater crocodiles can get up to 7 metres long and are deadly.)
jel354 almost 2 years ago
Are either of them wearing crocs?
basspro almost 2 years ago
This arc is a “crock.”
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
She should have yelled "CROCIGATOR!! That would have covered it.
Kilrwat Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He’s dead right!
gmu328 almost 2 years ago
kind of like the guy who said “Pedestrians have the right of way” while stepping out into a street in downtown Chicago
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
And it’s Crocodile 1 and pompous orifice 0.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Bye bye!
wrytercat almost 2 years ago
Pompous jackazz gets his comeuppance.
Janet Gamble Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I think that Kangaroo will get a kick out of this!
T... almost 2 years ago
Chomp…
Impkins Premium Member almost 2 years ago
LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
A great epitaph for his tombstone…..
MT Wallet almost 2 years ago
I can’t post in the Mark Trail strip without paying but this would be great to link to.
tigerdg almost 2 years ago
I give you now Professor TwistA conscientious scientistTrustees exclaimed, “He never bungles!”And sent him off to distant jungles.Camped on a tropic riverside,One day he missed his loving bride.She had, a guide informed him later,Been eaten by an alligator.Profess Twist could not but smile,“You mean,” he said, “a crocodile.”
—“The Purist” by Ogden Nash