Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 18, 2023

There you have it folks: Moses was chicken.

The chicken kind of looks like Super Chicken from the old television cartoons.

Any seashells?

The squirrel mentioned Free Range. That comic strip doesn’t have anything to do with this one other than featuring an animal in it.

Jeopardy response: Why did Moses part the Red Sea?

After parting the sea, how did they handle the mud?

See? They have a lot in common!

To look for lost jewelry, coins, cellphones and junk! …Duh!

Bawk bawk bawk bawk!

Do it again. I missed the last part. :)

Hey kids, shake it loose together

The spotlight’s hitting something

That’s been known to change the weather

We’ll kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around…

Moses and the first fearless fowlower to cross the Red Sea; Exodus 14: 19-31…

Well finally. An explanation of a question I’ve been pondering since my 1948 Kindergarten class.

Shhhh…I love this part!!

I always thought that was the chicken’s shtick first. Guess not.

What? No early Bothriolepus fossils?

Which came first …?