Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 10, 2023

Veterans of Foreign “Gores”.

Looks like you two are in a long-term relationship, by the number of puncture wounds!!!

She loves him to pieces.

One has to wonder if they met in bar called ‘Tetanus’.

Then why did she have to repeat it, I thed

I’th twu wuv

Whath dith you thay?

I’ve seen this before……..Bike Week Daytona!….pick a year, any year!

She was the receptionist at a former employer’s office!

Tripped and fell face first into a tackle box

OH, my……

I wonder if they’re at The Hammered Henchman from Scary Gary.

I was visiting in NJ last month and had to get gas, the person pumping the gas had multiple tongue piercings. One of them may have been new because he was drooling as he asked how much gas I wanted. I was going to give him my CC and fill up but the thought of him handling my card made me think twice. I bought 10 dollars and paid cash.

That’s easy for you to say.

Love hurts (at least for him)

There is a woman for every……man or woman……or transgender!

She’s alweady pwofessing her wove for him!

Bet they have a lot of fun at airport metal detectors.

Wiwy? Thaz zo thweeet auf yuuu!

There pierce to be something in her tongue, and who nose where else.

He’s just a victim of love.

That ith thum rack!

May you have a good life together……

I CANNOT understand ody piercings of any kind or extensive tattooing