Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 18, 2023

It took me a moment to realise that the baton must have flown out of his hand and hit someone.

It’s refreshing to see someone use the word “crescendo” correctly.

A real pleasure for the ears – for the eyes not so much…

Right off the BATON, I can see that you need to see a doctor…and don’t su(e)bito!

L … A … R … G … O

The customers like pianissimo, Horace.

He could have lost a shoe.

Sandra achieves her lifelong dream of becoming concertmaster, only to get her eye poked out.

Looks like the baton flew out and hit Homer.

A real pro wouldn’t even baton eyelash over that.

Aaaak! And on that note, Horace galloped from the building!

Take note, that will leave a mark

I hope the baton didn’t strike someone in the rear-endo.

Horace might be arrested for “Conduct Unbecoming a Conductor”.

When I was directing a radio play, I wished I had a baton, so that I could beat one of the performers on the air to get some kind of range out of his performance. He was Mr. Monotone and thought he was emoting like crazy. :)

Looks like a 9 Chickweed Lane joke.