Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for March 20, 2023

If Sherman bit Spongebob, Spongebob would have holes, but he had holes before, so people wouldn’t notice the difference.

I lived in New York for a year. I saw two Broadway plays. Neither was any good, but I enjoyed an off Broadway production of HMS Pinafore.

I think they’re quite a ways Off Broadway, as Ernest pointed out before.

Spare me.

Sharks are always welcomed in the Great White Way!!

It is my proud boast that I have never seen or read a single Sponge Bob show, comic, etc. etc. And never intend to so so!

Yeah, Spongebob is becoming a bit too overrated.

SpongeBob will be 24 years old this year.

Soaking up a little culture, I see. (A couple minutes in the microwave should take care of that.)

Haha! XD