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24/7 along the highways here. Salt and sand storage bins for winter maintenance. Always known as Dolly Partons, they build them in pairs. They are 1000 DDDs.
I was thinking Navels when I when I saw Naples and that reminded me of the story Mort Walker (the creator of beatle Bailey) had about his editor and how his editor would always cover or scrape off any navel that showed up in the comic. Finally Mort got tired of his editor’s antics and wrote a comic where the sergeant got a delivery of navel oranges where the fruit had spilled out on his desk, each one showing a navel. The editor finally stopped editing out Mort’s navels.
“Miles?” Must mean Naples Florida. Maybe he will even see some cow n*pples or t@@ts along the way.
My wife (RIP) was of Sicilian extraction and could “tan” to the Black as the Ace of Spades level. I’m the Casper the Friendly Ghost poster boy. Some of the oldsters looked at us very disapprovingly when we vacationed in Naples, FL in the ’80s.
Why is that guy getting snippy? Has he had a nip or two? Why would a bouncer at a burlesque show be confused about Nip… I mean Naples… Oh. OH! Oh my.
pearlsbs about 2 years ago
I guess he nipped that in the bud.
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
He knew he was in the right areola.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
At least he wasn’t looking for Virgaina”
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 2 years ago
He’s got a paper map? He doesn’t keep abreast of new technology.
SHIVA about 2 years ago
Yeah, it’s at the top of the big round hill!!!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
Down the road a bit is Mound House. Now I think I know where it got its name.
The Joke Explainer Premium Member about 2 years ago
Yeah… I definitely needed to see the comments to get the joke.
nosirrom about 2 years ago
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to the burlesque show we go. We pay two bits to see ……
gokar n t fa about 2 years ago
Careful you’ll put your eye out.
iggyman about 2 years ago
Oh Brother! Good one though!
Darryl Heine about 2 years ago
How did Mr. Clean become the guard of a burlesque place?
joe piglet Premium Member about 2 years ago
24/7 along the highways here. Salt and sand storage bins for winter maintenance. Always known as Dolly Partons, they build them in pairs. They are 1000 DDDs.
Charles Ransdell Premium Member about 2 years ago
Locals in Memphis, TN refer to the Hernando DeSoto bridge as the Dolly Parton Bridge. Google it. You’ll see why. . .
Impact55 about 2 years ago
What a boob.
1soni Premium Member about 2 years ago
Live Burlesque? As opposed to???….
uniquename about 2 years ago
I think he’s lost in translation.
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Those Florida tourists!
GentlemanBill about 2 years ago
Milk it all you can
Stay abreast of where you are
Do not be a boob
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
Be careful…this might be a booby trap!!
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 years ago
Maybe he got those directions from Ogle Maps?
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
OY VEY!
davanden about 2 years ago
Don’t get this one. Another popular culture reference?
dlkrueger33 about 2 years ago
I live in Naples. Don’t send him my way.
stamps about 2 years ago
Come inside and see Natasha from Naples.
paranormal about 2 years ago
Not nipples???
WCraft about 2 years ago
Wow the puns here today….
the lost wizard about 2 years ago
So it’s not on the Strip? :)
TheTruthHurts about 2 years ago
Crime & PUN – ISH -ment.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Ok people get your minds out of the gutter. He’s looking for Naples and nothing else could possibly come to mind now could it ?
patlaborvi about 2 years ago
I was thinking Navels when I when I saw Naples and that reminded me of the story Mort Walker (the creator of beatle Bailey) had about his editor and how his editor would always cover or scrape off any navel that showed up in the comic. Finally Mort got tired of his editor’s antics and wrote a comic where the sergeant got a delivery of navel oranges where the fruit had spilled out on his desk, each one showing a navel. The editor finally stopped editing out Mort’s navels.
Lablubber about 2 years ago
He’s definitely not looking for office supplies.
zeexenon about 2 years ago
“Miles?” Must mean Naples Florida. Maybe he will even see some cow n*pples or t@@ts along the way.
My wife (RIP) was of Sicilian extraction and could “tan” to the Black as the Ace of Spades level. I’m the Casper the Friendly Ghost poster boy. Some of the oldsters looked at us very disapprovingly when we vacationed in Naples, FL in the ’80s.
SavannahJim Premium Member about 2 years ago
Can’t see Naples from Burlesque. Tassels, yes.
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
i just love broad humor…
anomaly about 2 years ago
“How many naples are you looking for? We have lots.”
DM2860 about 2 years ago
I am going to assume Pelican Bay, because if you go west from Naples, you go into the gulf, south and east take you into a forest. (Naples Florida)
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 years ago
What a boob! ;-p
Grover Premium Member about 2 years ago
This would work better if he was using an app with autocorrect.
DaBump Premium Member about 2 years ago
Why is that guy getting snippy? Has he had a nip or two? Why would a bouncer at a burlesque show be confused about Nip… I mean Naples… Oh. OH! Oh my.