Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 14, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Worcester sauce on cereal? Gag!

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    Baarorso  almost 2 years ago

    That’s your TOLKIEN PUN for today eh? ;D

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    Melki Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    And, then Lobelia Sackville-Baggins showed up, and the day REALLY went downhill.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Where in the dickens did he come up with this tale of two shires?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He apparently has a Dickens of a time trying to quote Tolkien.

    Plus, he’s teaching the little ones to mispronounce Worcestershire and make horrible puns…

    I ask you…. are those really good Hobbits?

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    He’s poking pun and they’re Tolkien it seriously….

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I loved it. Made me spit out my Wheat Chex.

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    SanityRules Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    In every other English-speaking country, that stuff is pronounced as “Woostasheer Sauce” How did the Yanks manage to mangle it so badly? Listen here: https://youtu.be/oPerqGHwj3k

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Ha!

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    what the dickens? this is a twist

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    Hobbit Dad Joke

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    probably should say S. Gamgee on the mailbox since he’s a hobbit known to have children

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Ye olde Irish saying…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Making that mix requires the necessary ingredients in the proper proportions… it’s a system of chex and balances.

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    shire thing, bilbo…

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    billsplut  almost 2 years ago

    This joke sucks. I’m sorry, I apologize for that, as there is no way any living thing on Earth would consider this a “joke.”

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Saucy devils

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