Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 12, 2023

If he’s read the warranty, he’s smarter than the average bear.

It’s better he takes the cooler than the campers.

And here I thought the Two Minute Warranty was a football term.

In fact there’s a company that actually uses real bears to test containers for bear-proof-ness. Look it up!

Of course, your life doesn’t have a lot of time left.

Who’s lifetime.

Who’s lifetime???

But you must (be able to) return the cooler to get a refund or replacement.

Yeah but not his tent….

The bad news is – that just expired as well

…so if it ever damaged, lost, or stolen, we Acme will send you another one free of charge!

Every time I get something with a “lifetime” warranty I ask whose life?

Now let’s talk about your car warranty.

Snack time.