Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 25, 2023

Wrong number?

It’s a phone-in.

B. O. R. I. N. G.

I’ve known people who named their car, but never met anyone who’s named their phone. No, Siri is an app, not a phone.

staring lovingly into the soft glow of his phone, ..hypnotized

This is going nowhere.

Posting every freakin’ meal, snack, and umbrella drink.

Guys across the street painting a neighbor’s home. One guy with paintbrush working the siding while holding phone in other hand and talking nonstop. Amazing.

and selfies in front of the Bob’s Big Boy statues.

Or the giant chicken. Is that still there?

A Buddy Guy record might be more entertaining.

Now you’ve done it. Someone will make a movie about that now. It might make for a good short film as a cautionary tale.

"i"sy Rider.

♫ Me and my iPhone, walkin’ down the avenue ♫