Kliban by B. Kliban for March 06, 2023

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’d guess that the chimp is thinking about kicking your caboose.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    Evolution is NOT painless. The poor monkey still has its tail, and is not even yet in Hominidergarten.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I think I’ll throw some feces on him…

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    tremaine53  over 1 year ago

    Introducing the variables of pressure and degradation. All for the sake of knowledge, I’m sure.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Monkey see, monkey do.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Oy!

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    I am thinking, you nitwit!

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    The All-Meat Xylophone  over 1 year ago

    Whoa, easy there, doc — doncha know:

    You can lead an ape to [thought] fodder, but you can’t him think.

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Patience Professor…. patience

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    It was becoming all too clear, monkey was only fit to be qualified to become a politician.

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    cdnalor  over 1 year ago

    You need an infinite number of those to get any work done.

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    dadoctah  over 1 year ago

    “You first!”

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