Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 14, 2023

Dude! There’s also plenty of room to evolve so quit side-eyeing Bernice’s decotellage!

You’re a rock star! [I only recognized about half those rockers in the Superbowl ad, but it was a good one.]

But just think of the heating cost.

Only thing this place needs is a fire pit.

You rock!

The Cathedral ceilings even free of bats.

It’s a lovely place to raise a bunch of little troglodytes!

would he know that such a place is a dream for people in the 21st

No stalagmites?

Umm not quite. It’s missing cave paintings

A kitchen big enough to cook a mammoth in.

It may come with lava lights after the next eruption!