Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 15, 2023

As she says, as they are all listening to John Williams’ music on the stereo.

My favorite bumper sticker: *Hug Your Kids at Home, Belt Them in the Car”

he’s talking about his wife by the way

…he says as his left fin slowly cranks the volume on his never ending tape loop of the tuba from Jaws.

A mosquito.

“If I have to pull this car over.. "

Snarky the Sharky.

If i have to stop this car, you’ll meet the Jaws of Death.

Great fright

aw dad, i don’t want to go to see Jeffery dahmer

It is the “Land Shark”

Yah. The orcas are hungry for a nice, tasty, young, shark liver.

Those kids have wicked overbites. You’d best get them to an orthodontist so they will be able to frenzy feed properly.

Don’t make me stop this car!

could already sense it’s out for blood

He’s going to show them mosquitos?

Oooh! Turn up the radio, they’re playing Baby Shark again… and again… and again…

They’re going to get jumped.