Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for February 16, 2023

Best lines are Ernie’s.

How about some trash talk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1SiSUrvUnk

[Most of the time (especially early on), you would only see one of Oscar’s arms – only his left arm.]

And I pre-crumbled your cookies for you.

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Oscar: “Get outta here with that garbage!!”

National Almond Day? Almond Milk Latte? What’s happening?

… and who here has ever milked an almond?!

Ewwww! I’m with the Grouch! A client of mine brought almond coffee, and it took all that I had not to hurl…☺️

I don’t care for almond milk, and I’m not feeling grouchy – yet.

This is cute! It’s hard to do a grouch a favor.

I don’t have anything against soy milk, oat milk, almond milk, coconut milk and whatever others may be around—except for the facts that (1) they all taste almost (but not quite entirely) unlike cow milk and (2) they do not have the effect of cutting the bitterness of coffee that cow milk has.

Pretty much the same objections apply to fat-free skimmed milk.

Dave shoots, HE SCORES …!

( a 3-pointer!!! )

I did a grouch a favor today- I got her a glass of apple juice.

P.S. I like Mounds.

mmm, mmm, almond chocos… ♥