Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 21, 2023

the only food better than cheese is bacon

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Boyardee…not the mac&cheese too salty…not the ravioli sticky dough balls

Oh, yeah, and the gravy [sauce to the heathens] tastes like Hienz ketchup.

Maraschinos are gross.

Smelling your fingers after scratching your heine lol

If the question is bacon or cheese, the answer is yes

No mention of Twinkies?

FYI Nopales

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nopal

Trans-fats are banned in Florida.

Chicharrones…

I can think some better foods that don’t contain cheese: waffles, donuts, cookies, kabobs, lamb chops, popcorn, veal, steaks, mixed vegetables, need I say more?

IMPOSTER ALERT! The REAL RJ, would have started with Twinkies.

had to look up nopales.

Don’t worry, Vern, Americans will figure out a way to put “sugar” in cheese, pretty soon – they’ve stuck it in everything else…

The kid with the most toys on Xmas morning said she didn’t leave milk and cookies out for Santa: she left him cheese!

Cheese and cured meat; nothing beats it!

I love Smartfood white cheddar popcorn. I get to lick my fingers when I am finished.

Lies, RJ, Lies…

Between all those carbohydrates and fats, not one gram of fiber.