The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 19, 2023

Say hello to my little friend?

whatever he is saying, he has poor muzzle control and is aiming right at you!

Whatever he’s saying, he should realize they have more little friends than he does.

Every sound he makes (every word he speaks) is muffled.

As spoken by Al Pacino, in the movie “Scarface” —

“Okay, you want to play rough? Say hello to my little friend!”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AVQ8byG2mY8

Waldo??

Kenny.

Scarfs are sometimes referred to as mufflers. I had a Midas muffler once.

Many years ago, I was on a photo safari in Kenya and we were at a camp in the middle of the Masai Mara. I was walking around the perimeter one evening and came upon a guard carrying an automatic weapon with a short barrel. I asked why he had it and he replied that it was in case a wild animal tried to get into the camp. I walked away thinking that you don’t shoot at animals with a weapon like that.

Bada Bing, bada bang …..he wants us to leave the guns and take the cannolis!

Meanwhile, in the background, Blinded by the Light is playing…

The F bomb into a muffed bomb!

The real reason Scarface was set in Miami

Say it with Hallmark.

Ugh, reminders of women talking with cigarettes in their mouth._____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________—New young nurse enters an old man’s room to check him and he asks, through his oxygen mask, “Are my balls black.” She replies, “WHAT!?” He repeats his question and she lifts up his gown to thoroughly check them and answers, “No, they’re fine.” He then takes off the mask and says, “No I asked if my test results are back. But thanks.”

A couple of wise guys, eh?

Several people thought of “Scarf Ace” before I did.

Oh, “s c a r F” face…

Next do “Mitten Solo.”