Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 01, 2023

Nice, Poncho. Boomer, give him the back of the axe.

Maybe Pomcho needs the heart!

why even go to the wizard after all that jazz Poncho just said?

Poncho is no Dorothy. Time to skedaddle to the Wizard or bring on the Wicked Witch.

Oops, first they need to meet the cowardly catto.

and Poncho has just proved that Boomer has a heart.

A.I. can replace a brain. We’re working on getting it elected to Congress.

You just made the man with the axe angry. That’s not a good thing.

2 funny pieces in a row, we may be on to something here.

I hate to say it out loud…and it’s not something most people wanna hear…but: LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM HUDSON DOES.

“While I was in love I was the happiest man on earth; but no one can love who has not a heart, and so I am resolved to ask Oz to give me one. If he does, I will go back to the Munchkin maiden and marry her.”

Both Dorothy and the Scarecrow had been greatly interested in the story of the Tin Woodman, and now they knew why he was so anxious to get a new heart.

“All the same,” said the Scarecrow, “I shall ask for brains instead of a heart; for a fool would not know what to do with a heart if he had one.”

“I shall take the heart,” returned the Tin Woodman; “for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world.”

Dorothy did not say anything, for she was puzzled to know which of her two friends was right, and she decided if she could only get back to Kansas and Aunt Em it did not matter so much whether the Woodman had no brains and the Scarecrow no heart, or each got what he wanted.

Will Poo Poo be the Lion?