Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for February 28, 2023

heeheeheee Seagull camped out in the trash can.

As if cannibalism is encouraged at schools.

Spud has so much lard and bad cholesterol bouncing around in him that none of the lunch ladies would make it to the end of the week without heart attacks.

Can you imagine if the girl behind Spud gets together with Sterling?

Horrors!

To Serve Spud.

“Looks like Spud is back on the menu, boys!”

A kid called “Spud” eating tots sounds a bit cannibalistic to me

She didn’t necessarily say “tomorrow”, Spud..

Mmm, potatoes …

The Spud Special – smothered with smoked gouda.

Love Purple Girl!

Sounds like a sneaky prank orchestrated by Amelia. :P

What makes you so sure of that, Spud? That you’d be delicious, I mean

Living up to his name then, I suppose.

Yes you are that cute. And borrowing from Colonel Sanders, “Finger Lickin Good”. However, I think that you are safe from consumption as food by the school cook. However, I cannot say that your adventures with Wallace might lead you into circumstances where that consumption by wild animals is most definitely possible. Nice knowing you though…..

I like how spuds ears go down when he’s scared, like a cat or puppy

I hope that lunch lady’s red nose doesn’t denote inebriation whilst on duty.

Spud seems quite happy. Maybe that’s his ideal way to leave this world.

The girl behind him could be an Amelia wannabe.

Hey Spud – give me some of your tots!

I still want to try the ‘Spud Special’ from the snack bar on the wharf – one of everything on the menu rolled up together in a pizza, and then deep fried. Those would sell like CRAZY at the Texas State Fair and the Fort Worth Stock Show!

Ketchup or Ranch with your Spud?

Yes, stuffed with cheese.

Didn’t Maurice Sendak or someone draw the adult relatives who say this to kids?

Spud was so taken aback that ears drooped!!

I wanna bash spuds dumb stupid head in with a propane tank.

I dont know why